Thank you Brit for this phrase and song; because I have done it again. Those of you who know me will love this, for those of you who don't...sorry I will tell more later.
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet. 2nd time people. Brand new effing cell phone, well 2 weeks old. Dropped out of my hoodie sweatshirt into the toilet..only me :)
It is currently drying out....I will let you know what happened.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
This is....
my favorite fridge magnet. I have had this since college, and now the carrot are missing it is now 12 years old....made it through a lot of apts/houses with me. This magnet has such great memories and I can't speak of them on this blog because my new reader (2-3 of them) will have automatic bad opinion of me. But here it is my very favorite magnet.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
As the world turns...
Checking in the blog world and my 2 followers will be mad if I don't post.
So, just another day in paradise over here. Worked all day, took my 2 wild and crazies out to dinner and came home. As we speak the Mister is Wii Fitting..I should be. My little one is having and asthma issues with the horrible heat wave (in June?!?!?!); so for the past 3 nights I have been up a lot....I'm tired.
Okay ladies, Father's day is coming up. the Mister told me he wanted to be left alone for Father's day...no kid shows on the T.V., no whining, no complaining and no negotiating....so I guess I should pack up the wild and crazies and leave our house for the day. Seriously, did he just tell me that is what he wanted for Father's day present. Seriously.
My dad is getting a subscription to Garden &Guns, the senior Mister is getting a gift card to Home Depot and one more present to buy for my grandfather. Sad to write that, I use to stress about two grandfather gifts every year and this is the first year I have to worry about one. If anyone out there doesn't know me and found my blog by pure luck (probably not a freaking soul) I lost my grandfather in January, and it has been incredibly hard for me to accept and move on. Anyhow, the best gift I ever gave him was a gift certificate for a pedicure. In the past few years he discovered pedis and he loved them. How AWESOME was that; not the gift, he loved pedis!!!!! My family got such a kick talking to him about pedis.
Well that's it for tonight.
So, just another day in paradise over here. Worked all day, took my 2 wild and crazies out to dinner and came home. As we speak the Mister is Wii Fitting..I should be. My little one is having and asthma issues with the horrible heat wave (in June?!?!?!); so for the past 3 nights I have been up a lot....I'm tired.
Okay ladies, Father's day is coming up. the Mister told me he wanted to be left alone for Father's day...no kid shows on the T.V., no whining, no complaining and no negotiating....so I guess I should pack up the wild and crazies and leave our house for the day. Seriously, did he just tell me that is what he wanted for Father's day present. Seriously.
My dad is getting a subscription to Garden &Guns, the senior Mister is getting a gift card to Home Depot and one more present to buy for my grandfather. Sad to write that, I use to stress about two grandfather gifts every year and this is the first year I have to worry about one. If anyone out there doesn't know me and found my blog by pure luck (probably not a freaking soul) I lost my grandfather in January, and it has been incredibly hard for me to accept and move on. Anyhow, the best gift I ever gave him was a gift certificate for a pedicure. In the past few years he discovered pedis and he loved them. How AWESOME was that; not the gift, he loved pedis!!!!! My family got such a kick talking to him about pedis.
Well that's it for tonight.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Challenge
I've been slack in blog world lately. Sorry, but I have been mentally exhausted lately. My full time paid job has taken it out of me, and while I am on that note my full time mommy position is taking it out of me too.
Okay, so back to a Challenge. I have challenged myself to eat all of my excess food in the freezer and my pantry. I am sick of rising food prices and before I spend another $150 at the grocery store on god knows what I am going to use all of my excess. This brings me to another challenge I am giving myself...recycling. I am sure most of my friends that read this blog are saying to themselves where did my friend C go and who is writing this blog. Yes, folks I am gonna recycle. I am starting basics here; plastic, cans and glass. I have three trash cans in my garage that are for recycling. We will see how far this goes and I will report back.
Wish me luck!
Okay, so back to a Challenge. I have challenged myself to eat all of my excess food in the freezer and my pantry. I am sick of rising food prices and before I spend another $150 at the grocery store on god knows what I am going to use all of my excess. This brings me to another challenge I am giving myself...recycling. I am sure most of my friends that read this blog are saying to themselves where did my friend C go and who is writing this blog. Yes, folks I am gonna recycle. I am starting basics here; plastic, cans and glass. I have three trash cans in my garage that are for recycling. We will see how far this goes and I will report back.
Wish me luck!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
News Flash...There Are People Fatter Than You
So, in a small crisis of feeling fat....NEWS FLASH........
There are people fatter than you in the world! Smile now; sista you hear me.
In the course of all women's life you feel fat and inadequate because you think you are fat. I have found the cure...did you hear me; I have found the cure.....go to Panama City Beach, Fla. or Orlando, Fla. and you will find people fatter than you. Yes, that is all you have to do, take a drive to one of the two locations and you will find the people FATTER than you :)
Do you feel better NOW that you have spent a mere $600 in gas to feel better about yourself. No seriously, we the N family took a trip to Disney World and I have never felt better about myself. The reason; I wasn't riding around on a rented scooter because I couldn't manage a walk around the Magic Kingdom. On the second day Mr. N proclaimed that we were as HOT as Brangelina compared to 99% of the population at Disney.
How did this come up tonight? I was talking to my friend, we will call her M, about being fat tonight. M, is preparing to go to the beach with her fam in a few weeks and she is feeling fat. Well, she is going to Destin, Fla, (cousin to Panama City Beach, Fla.) and let me tell you people are no skinner in Destin than in Panama City Beach So, being the dear friend I am I reminded her of this fact. So, you know what M you will not be the biggest person on the beach (I give you a guarantee of two margaritas if you are) and you can laugh at the other fat people in bikinis at you sit on the beach hovered under your beach umbrella drinking your beer or mixed drink of choice (vodka tonic with extra lime)l!!! I give you permission; because I have that kind of authority in this world.
See, I can really only live a life of partial virtue. If I had full virtue this would have never come up! Be strong, go one more day with your fat self (I am included in this proverb)!!!
There are people fatter than you in the world! Smile now; sista you hear me.
In the course of all women's life you feel fat and inadequate because you think you are fat. I have found the cure...did you hear me; I have found the cure.....go to Panama City Beach, Fla. or Orlando, Fla. and you will find people fatter than you. Yes, that is all you have to do, take a drive to one of the two locations and you will find the people FATTER than you :)
Do you feel better NOW that you have spent a mere $600 in gas to feel better about yourself. No seriously, we the N family took a trip to Disney World and I have never felt better about myself. The reason; I wasn't riding around on a rented scooter because I couldn't manage a walk around the Magic Kingdom. On the second day Mr. N proclaimed that we were as HOT as Brangelina compared to 99% of the population at Disney.
How did this come up tonight? I was talking to my friend, we will call her M, about being fat tonight. M, is preparing to go to the beach with her fam in a few weeks and she is feeling fat. Well, she is going to Destin, Fla, (cousin to Panama City Beach, Fla.) and let me tell you people are no skinner in Destin than in Panama City Beach So, being the dear friend I am I reminded her of this fact. So, you know what M you will not be the biggest person on the beach (I give you a guarantee of two margaritas if you are) and you can laugh at the other fat people in bikinis at you sit on the beach hovered under your beach umbrella drinking your beer or mixed drink of choice (vodka tonic with extra lime)l!!! I give you permission; because I have that kind of authority in this world.
See, I can really only live a life of partial virtue. If I had full virtue this would have never come up! Be strong, go one more day with your fat self (I am included in this proverb)!!!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Here we go...
My first post, and I am gonna keep it short and sweet. This blog will be about me. Surprising to those who know me. Actually I will use this blog as a place to vent, ,share, laugh and cry! Get ready blog world, here I come!! Drum roll please; here is the inspiration behind the name of my blog.
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